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Top 10 Things You Should Not Be Obsesed With

July 31, 2009, Category: Life's Shitty Truths
When did the word obsession get attached to only shitty things?  Why do we get the evil look if we’re ever obsessed with anything?  How did being obsessed with something get grouped with adjectives like creepy, weird, freaky, and so on? I’m a little confused here.  So, let’s start with turning to dictionary.com for a quick...

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I have no game.

July 30, 2009, Category: My Shitty Truths
I was sitting at home on the couch debating whether I wanted to blog or turn on the Xbox.  With this becoming a typical night in my “shitty truth” household, I decided to whip out the Sony Vaio and get to the fucking blogging. The truth is, my friends, I have a very important epiphany… I...

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Thrill of the hunt?

July 29, 2009, Category: Life's Shitty Truths
I got a short one for you. I want to know where all this “thrill of the hunt” bull shit started – And yes, by “hunt,” I’m referring to the quest for vagina. I do enjoy the presence of an attractive woman followed by some inevitable sex, but I wouldn’t want this process, or “hunt,” to...

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I’m Not Picking Up Women at the Gym

July 29, 2009, Category: Life's Shitty Truths
Tired of only wishing I was in the physical shape I was in high school, I recently decided to stop being a lazy bitch and start going to the gym. The fact that I recently became single made the decision a logical one. The truth of the matter is that I would prefer...

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How do you know if you have no life?

July 29, 2009, Category: My Shitty Truths
After living alone and single for a good few weeks now, cabin fever has started to set in. I don’t really have many friends and I work from home. Other than my trip to the gym every other day and the occasional drive to Qdoba for some grub, I don’t exactly get out...

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What is ShittyTruth.com?

July 29, 2009, Category: My Shitty Truths
For a long time I’ve been filled with opinions about my shitty life and I’ve always wanted to just throw some of it on the Internet.  So, I’m doing it. To be honest, I could care less if anyone reads this shit. I figured this blog would be cheaper than a therapist. It might help to...

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