I’m a little confused here.  So, let’s start with turning to dictionary.com for a quick definition.

Ob-ses-sion [uh b-sesh-uh n]
-noun
the domination of one’s thoughts or feelings by a persistent idea, image, desire, etc.

Well I would say that when a thought “dominates” my mind, it means that I just really care about it.  When you really care about something, you feel passionate about it. Now we are getting into a lot less creepy territory.

I would say having an obsession for some things is perfectly healthy and shouldn’t be deemed creepy!

For example, I’d say I’m obsessed with coffee.  Is that creepy?  No!  It’s quite common.  I go to the coffee shop, drink my white mocha, and work on my laptop for a few hours.

With that said, I must tell you that I’ve decided there are some things in life you really should NOT be obsessed with.  From my personal experience, I’ve learned that some things are very unhealthy to obsess over.  If you are currently obsessed with any of the shit that I’m about to share with you, please fucking get over it quickly or seek psychiatric help.

My Top 10 Things You Should Not Be Obsesed With – (in no particular order)

1. Sweater vests
2. Milk
3. Being ranked in the top 10,000 for NHL 09 on Xbox Live
4. Johnny Cash
5. Boot-cut jeans
6. Mexico
7. Your ex-girlfriend
8. A girl that doesn’t know you
9. A stripper you met at the Las Vegas Spearmint Rhino
10. Anyone under the age of 18… okay, 16

I think I want to contradict my opening statement and admit that, after making my list, I can understand how the obsession got its bad rap.  It’s because of “creepy” people like me.

However, I’d say it’s more contributed to the fucking assholes that sit outside elementary schools with binoculars in their vans.  These people do exist.  And if you get nothing else from this post, I hope you can take that to be the shitty truth.

I want to know where all this “thrill of the hunt” bull shit started – And yes, by “hunt,” I’m referring to the quest for vagina. I do enjoy the presence of an attractive woman followed by some inevitable sex, but I wouldn’t want this process, or “hunt,” to be strung out over a long period of time. Fuck that.

I have a very simplistic mindset. I want to have sex with you, not pursue you. So stop teasing and let’s fucking do it all ready.

How many times have you been talking to a girl and they act like they know so much about you and all men, and they couldn’t be any more wrong? But for some reason, you find yourself going with the conversation and not arguing with them.

Girls think they understand guys and we don’t care enough to tell them they’re idiots… not because we don’t have the heart, but because we want to fuck them… That’s the shitty truth.

In my mind I imagine the gym to be a place that could potentially be swarming with beautiful, fit women. After three weeks of actually sticking to my program at the gym, I can tell you that this is actually a reality. Not to say that there aren’t a lot of “undesirables,” as well, but I can tell you the percentages are better than my local grocery store. The gym is filled with hot women, plain and simple. I can’t even pick a treadmill without my brain subconsciously scouting the area out for one near a tight ass.

With that said, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking and I’ve decided that the gym is the worst place to attempt picking up women. Why? Let me tell you.

Competition
It’s only fitting that a place filled with beautiful, fit women would also be filled with guys that could take my ass out in any fist fight. I’m short and average, while my potential competition would be tall and ripped out of their fucking minds.

In the real world where muscles are covered by several layers of clothes and personality actually peaks its way into the mix, I might actually stand a chance. At the gym, it’s all about the looks, and the shitty truth is I don’t have ‘em.

Awkwardness
It’s hard to imagine, but I dare to think that it may be possible that women don’t have the same thoughts as I do when they’re at the gym. Is it possible that women aren’t scouting the floors for a potential fuck buddy when choosing place to do bicep curls with their 5lb dumbbells?

I’d say it’s quite possible this is the case. And thus, we risk the awkwardness of approaching someone who absolutely doesn’t want to be approached. Girls at the gym look so fucking serious all the time. Have you ever seen a girl working out at the gym that didn’t look like a bitch?

Rejection
Combine the competition of all the guys around that easily emasculate me with the awkwardness of smoking hot women that don’t want to be approached and there is a simple formula that adds up to rejection.

I supposed your average tool bag doesn’t give a shit about rejection. These guys go girl to girl, woman to woman, shooting their game and not caring that only 10% bite the hook. Unfortunately that’s not me. Maybe if it was, I’d get a lot more pune.

But I’ve only been in the singles game for a few weeks, so for now I’ll avoid being a douche bag. But maybe being a douche bag is what I will eventually become or already am… Who the hell knows? I haven’t figured it out yet. Maybe that’s the shitty truth, but only time will tell, my friends.